Asking Cars Questions

We all know how media outlets report people getting hit by cars (not drivers) and that city’s design their roads and planning documents about storing and transporting those cars. Since those things are such a big part of our city, I wanted to see what cars thought about their status in our society. This week’s question comes from John in Tempe:

Recent US Supreme Court rulings have determined that corporations are people. Given the prevelance [sic] and importance of automobiles, along with a multitude of published reports demonstrating your ability to act independently of any action from the human(s) you transport, do you believe the personhood designation should be applied to automobiles as well?”